Just another day

Today's just another day. Had a real bad nite last nite. Total lack of sleep. Now my neck, back and legs are all aching! Hais

Anyhow, I was bombarded by tonnes of similar questions. No, we did not have any sexual intercourse, I didnt really touch her for goodness sake. Yes, I have her contacts. And no, I am not gonna release to anyone of u guys, :P

That's all, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

ONS

Wow, haha finally, a topic that is favoured by males, :D

Went out with the freaky 15 babes last nite, erk! haha. They r horrible friends! Pushed me to other gals! WTH! Anyhow, the mission for last nite was to get an ONS aka one nite stand. Hmmm

Managed to hook 1 nice lady, thanks to the idiotic babes, haha. She's quite innocent n adorable! Haha. OMG, I m a big bad wolf while she's a little doodle sheep, sheesh!

Thanks to the filming crew, I didnt needa do anything at all! Room has been provided for, comes wif free champagne and food, :D yum yum! She's like so shy! haha, gosh!

Entered the room, she was blushing all the way! OMG, haha, makes me wanna get out of there, haha. Anyhow, managed to coax her to relax. Chilled out wif her in the room for a while before we proceed to attack the food, :D Nautrally, I was the one hu rushed for the food, :P

Chatted wif her for a long long time... She's quite chatty even when she's shy, haha. Amazing!

Transcript of our conversation:

Me: "Can you repeat your name, I kinda forgotten that"

Her: "***********"

Me: "Cool, is this the first time you are doing this?"

Her: "Yes?"

Me: "Oh my! Mind me asking, are you a virgin?"

Her: "Erm, ya..."

Me: *Faints*

Me: "Oh my, why are you doing this then?"

Her: "Erm, cos I kinda like you?"

Me: *Faints again!*

Me: "Okkies, so you mean you dont mind giving your first to the guy you like?"

Her: "Erm, I dunno?"

Me: "Haha"

And the conversation continues....

Finally, after much persuasion, I finally managed to get her to join us! Haha, 15 babes have an addition! :D

For those who are wondering, she didnt have a single drop of alcohol, ... I drank everyting, hehehe. BURPS! :P

Unfortunately for me, the editor decides this to be a failure as his intention is for me to find gals hu frequently ONS. Sheesh! Crap!

Anyhow, you can catch the full uncensored, uncut footage on the upcoming episodes of Hippy Geeky, :D

Gtg, in a rush to lala land, :P

Cheers!

Maddie Ricola

Wee!

Totally forgotten to blog today! Thank you for all the care, concern and love you pple showered on me, totally drenched! Hehe

Anyhow, someone asked if I am going to date anyone of the babes. Dude, I am dating all of them now! Did you even watch the show? Another inquiry: "Have you slept with any of them?" Yes, I have slept with all 15 of them. Fortunately for them, I brought my personal mattress, :P

There you go, more updates coming soon. And yes, I am going to have entries of my life as well, all thanks to the wise words from my boss. Well, I wonder who would be interested in my life, hmmm , haha

I was forced to read popular blogs in order to write a better blog, -_-. Managed to read a few lines off xiaxue and dawn's blogs. Wow, I must say, WTH are those?!?! Screw that, I am not gonna follow that! I believe people visit their blogs because they are visually pleasing. omg! I am at least 15 billion times cuter than them, I dare say! So read my blog! Haha, jkjk, dun read my blog please, I am shy, :P

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Rehersal with the babes

Today, me and the babes were rehearsing for the upcoming shoot. There's a mock up scene of hell's boy. Hmm, I needa be real red! OMG!

Anyhow, done a trail run of the make up, it was real fun though, hehehe.

Anyhow, some pictures of my horrible hand:

Caption: me trying to pirate hell's boy. Watch out for hell's dog! :P

















Caption: close up of hell's dog's cute but devilish smile, :)















Looks so disgusting! Erk! Haha, I must pity the babes, for I chased all of them around, in my attempt to stain their clothing, :P

Gee, lots of feedback and questions to answer! A viewer asked me if I am realli mad. Hmm, the ans? See it yourself! :D

Keep the questions and feedback flowing! That's all for today. Rather tired from the chase, hehe

Cheers!

Maddie Ricola

Sorry for the delay

Sorry guys, been in a real bad mood these days. Thank you all who are concerned about my well being. Thank you for all the care, love, hugs you all showered upon me. Getting so drenched just by the saliva from you all. Erk, yucks, :P The hugs really works, :) A special thanks to the 15 babes. Can you imagine being hugged by 15 babes? It was tiring! my poor arms, :(

Well, I know I can't be moody all the while. I delayed the shoot, sorry boss! I know I can't appear sad on the screens. I know I have to stand up. I know I have to smile for all of you. I know I have to do all these now. I know I can do them. And finally to let you know, I am doing them right now. :D

Today's shoot pretty's cool. They always say a second's worth on the screen is an hour's worth on the scene. How true! Pretty tiring today. I saw everyone's tired faces. I felt so bad!

Viewers, thank you for your comments and suggestions in the forum and live chats. I have to thank you all for not using the public chat box. It's so clean and neat. It's your effort! :D For the rest, feel free to post on the chat box, it's meant for you guys, wee!

Be back with more craps!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Thank you, my friends

Thank you my friends, for being there for me when I am sad. Strangely, wanted to blog but I do not have the mood to do so, sorry guys. Please check back in a while while I try to get something out, thank you for your patience.

The wait isn't the hardest. Trying to make you happy is the hardest. Trying to make you laugh is even harder. Trying to make you mine is harder than a diamond.

Life with 15 babes (Day 1)

Life with 15 babes sux!

Went back to the apartment to have a nice bath. I have a strange affinity with the bathroom of the apartment. Maybe I am falling in love with the bath tub, hmmm.

Upon entering the apartment, I was greeted with a trash-style welcome. Girls can get real messy in a pack. Proceeded into my room and noticed something is amiss about my bed. Armed with CSI brain and senses, I carefully did an autopsy for my bed. Noticed a bunch of hair belonging to different people. Hmmm, must be the girls, I figured.

Managed to pull one of the girls and throw her into the toilet. Yes, toilet is an amazing tool for interrogation, :D Managed to unearth the truth in just under 2 minutes. They were having a party on my bed last night! WTH! 15 beds out there and u dudes picked mine?!?!?!

Without uttering a single word, I left Yvonne in the toilet and headed to the store to pick up my tools. Time for a clean up!

With a flip of a remote, the stereo came alive. Without any delay, I proceeded to fight off all trash!

Had a great time vacuuming the bed. I actually used the vacuum tube as a dance pole, gee, what was I doing?! I noticed some of the girls stared at me in disbelief while I was vacuuming. Well, for those who clubbed with me, you guys would know girls always stare and laugh at me when I dance. GOD knows why. GOD, please sms or email me the answer, thanks, :)

April, my new maid, appeared from nowhere with a broom. Well well, time to party! The rest of the girls excitedly joined in the fun. Who says house work is boring? Take that back! Catch me and the babes played in our house work on the very next episode of Hippy Geeky: Life with 15 babes Special 1. A full 4 hour special! :D

That's all, I gonna head out for my breakfast, cheers!

Maddie Ricola

The Incredible Spam

Dear all,

It has come to my attention that the amount of hate-mails when I opened up my mailbox today. I received more than 100 hate-mails within an hour the episode is aired.

The hate-mails are putting a toll on the speed that I am processing my mails. In response to this, I have created a separate email account for all hate-mails. I have forwarded the addresses to those who have sent me the hate-mails. For those who intend to send hate-mails, please wait for the next episode airing on which I will be releasing the address.

I am glad about the overwhelming response from you guys.

Thank you for your continuous support.

PS: There's nothing for you to hate me for. There's something for some lucky viewers that involves the 15 girls, I shall not reveal more, :)

For those curious about what's showing next in the air and in this blog, I am going to club with the 15 girls. Of course, the 4 babe hosts will be helping me out. So catch me dance with 19 babes soon! PS: For those who clubbed with me, you should know this is the episode that's worth every second of your time, :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

ARGH! GIRLS!

Sorry for the long long wait dudes! This few days was totally horrible! It's HELL!

Guys, dun be jealous of me! There's nothing to be jealous about!

All hell started to creep in slowly on me with a SMS in the wee hours. Man, the ring tone is so groovy. I am falling in love with my phone!

Anyhow, back to topic, they always say it's always sunny before the storm. How true!

If you notice, this post is heavily fragmented. This is due to me falling in love with my 'Enter' key. Awwww, I love you, Enter key, :D

Anyhow, back to topic again, inside this message is "Should you choose to accept this mission, please proceed to the usual meeting point at 6 to pick up the 15 girls allocated for you. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds". Wow, I thought to myself, I am in HEAVEN! Dating 15 girls at once, not all guys have the chance to do that, :D Amazingly, after 5 seconds, the phone DID NOT explode, the back light went out instead. How disappointing! No new phone!

I love 'Anyhow'! Love u 'anyhow', muacks.

Anyhow, back to topic again and again, went to the secret meeting point at 6, and to my astonishment, 15 babes were there! OMG! Any guy would have fainted by the awesome sight! Unfortunately, I am 50% guy, 50% gal. Hence, I semi-fainted, :P

Chatted with them for a while, all 15 of them are just so friendly! In amidst of the babes, a shy, demure lady caught my attention. Long, silky hair with bright, sparkling eyes that says "OMFG, you are staring at an angel!". Unfortunately, the camera crew did not bring in smoke generator and excess studio lights, so there's no angel descending from heaven effect for that shot. How disappointing!

She caught my eyes. Will she be able to catch my heart? Hmmm

Unfortunately, she didn't.

And to everyone's shock and awe, I invited her to my house!
Note: My house here refers to the apartment provided by the production crew.

And after 15.4 seconds, yes, I calculated the timing from the footage, she agreed. WOW! I was expecting a big fat, NO! Well well.

Managed to rush the both of us to the house. The moment I enter the house, a sudden rush of tiredness hit me. Went straight for the bed and dozed off.

I woke up and to my amazement, the house was totally cleaned up! Gee, how nice of her. I pleasantly thought to myself: "I have a new maid" :P

Took her out for dinner cum supper, gee, was famished! During the 'dinesup' (dinner cum supper), I discovered she's a single and have never dated anyone her whole life! Wow! PS: Guys, quickly grab her! She's too good a catch!

To conclude my day, I sent her home. She gave me a goodbye kiss, .... Seems like she didn't know I charge $5000 for a kiss. April, I know you are reading this. You owe me $5000 now, :D

Received the challenge the very next day, I am supposed to prepare and conduct individual candlelight dinner for 15 ladies and I have only 4 hours. WTH!?!?!?! How come Madonna have 4 minutes to save the world and I have only 4 hours to have 15 candlelight dinners? How unfair!!!

Well, no time to complain! Time to start planning! Stay tuned to find out how I tried surviving while trying to complete the challenge!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Love me not

What is love?

According to Answers.com, Love is

1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
3. 1. Sexual passion.
   2. Sexual intercourse.
   3. A love affair.
4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
7. 1. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
   2. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
9. often Love Christianity. Charity.
10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.

And Google has about 2,560,000,000 result hits for love.

With so much information available to us about love, why is it some do not know what's love, many trying to get it right and all troubled by it?

Not surprisingly, most dictionaries have a rather wide definition of love. What's surprisingly is that they do not just cover all the different meanings, but also, placed them in the same exact order as a typical love's life cycle in a very typical modern relationship.

Allow me to show you the way.

1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

This is where you are when you first discover a liking for someone, be it him or her. Ahh, the baby step of love, a feeling of sweetness and warmth... You keep thinking of her.. Thinking of what a perfect girlfriend she is... Thinking of your future with her in it...

2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.

This is where you 2 start to get close to each other. Nature's wonderful reproductive mechanisms start kicking in. Your sexual hormones start having effect on your brain, allowing your natural instinct to slowly creep in.

3.
a. Sexual passion.
b. Sexual intercourse.
c. A love affair.

The peak of the relationship, some says... The stage where all the fun is, a handful says... To me, this is the worst stage in a relationship. Disgusting, dirty, smelly, full of funny bodily fluids (that includes perspire), lots of unnecessary physical activities. The immoral act, the forbidden act, some religions may say. Why Nature can't just provide us with a syringe? Just jab in and there it is done? If only sex is as easy as immunization. Sterile (clean), neat, classy, quick and elegant. Say good bye to STDs and failing condoms! If only life is a bed of rose, ...

For more information, go watch porn. Do not ask your teachers or parents, they will give you a 5 seconds ermm..., followed by a 5 hours worth of crap.

4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.

Luckily for most people (especially for females), most humans have a heart in them. In the event that they do not treat you as a disposable or a single-use item, there would be still some emotional attachment to you, hopefully.

5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used
as a term of endearment.

Over time, usually after a few sessions of stage 3, the mutual feelings will fade. According to a few research articles which I read, the fading rate of female can be as high as a male or even higher. Of course, according to the statistics I have gathered, the occurrence of such a female is relatively low. One must note that the frequency of such occurrence is raising recently. Yes, I know you would say statistics is 75% lie. Unfortunately, this seems to fall under the 25% area, :D

6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.

Over even more time, it seems that he starts meeting you less, calls you less and messages you less. According to several long-running surveys conducted by us, the volume of "I love you" said by him is typically around 0-5 per month.

7.

a. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
b. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.

At this stage, be glad that he still occasionally call or message you and addresses you by your name.

8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.

At this stage, be glad that he still knows about your existence and remembers vaguely the pronunciation of your name.

9. often Love Christianity. Charity.

At this stage, he is usually wondering why are you still hanging around him. The reason he's with you is just he sympathizes with you.

10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.

Over here, you can start celebrating if he realizes your existence as an entity floating around in this universe. If you believe in multiple universes and multiple dimension, be glad he realizes you are an entity.


That's all folks!

Start loving each other!

Cheers,
Maddie Ricola

First Entry

How unfortunate can I get? Not only did I get amazingly crappy projects for Hippy Geeky, now I have to blog the progress and results? OMG! For a professional layout design and posts, please increase my pay, boss.

Anyhow, Babes Month started on 7th July 2008 and Hunks Month started on 8th July 2008. Let's get busy! Lots of lucky draws and tons of activities! Hippy Geeky always treats our viewers well, :P

For those who have been catching our episodes, I am being dragged into a competition. The contender is the winner of Hippy Geeky Host Wannabe. Let's get into the bolts and nuts of the competition for the benefit of those who missed that fateful episode.

The task, to juggle 15 girlfriends for 1 month.

If he wins, he gets to be one of the host.

Now now, shall I be an angel or devil? :D

Anyhow, just to update our beloved viewers, we will be exploring the sex life of Singaporeans. ONS? Gay? Les? Trans? Whatever you name it, we have it!

Update yourself with this blog as supplementary materials will be posted here due to limitations in airtime, :(

See ya!

Cheers,
Maddie Ricola