You complained. We listened. Now, we complain back! You listen back! :D

Hi someone,

Thank you for submitting a ticket to us. We are happy to hear from you. In response to your ticket, my blog sounded pessimistic due to the emotions I felt while I was authoring the mentioned post.

I do not agree to your saying of caring too much about destination will spoil the fun. Let's take going for a vacation as an example. Would it be fun to travel to somewhere without knowing where you are going and you accidentally ended up in the middle of a war zone? I believe many experienced sleeplessness on the night before they embark for that exciting vacation destination. Sometimes, surprises kill instead of excite, :)

Love is a gamble. Have you ever go into a relationship, placing everything you have on the line, trusting him completely, willing to sacrifice just about anything for him? Did you know the future of the relationship? I am rather sure you do not know the future of the relationship. Well, you gambled, :) And you gambled in a game where the stakes are extremely high and the odds are extremely random.

You seem to contradict yourself. How can love be always there when it has the ability to go away over time?

As for married couples who has no love remaining, but hangs on rill the end for their children, well, there's still love, it just exists in a different form and place, as parental love, :)

Hope that answers any of your doubts.

Thank you.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

You complain! We listen!

Someone complained about my post:

Someone says:

haha.. ur blog sounds so.. pessimistic.. love is about the journey not the destination!

Someone says:
some ppl travel together till they grow old and die.. some just stopped enjoying the journey but went on with it.. some simply leaves when ea other's company is no longer good..

Someone says:
but end of the day, if u care too much abt the destination, u'll just not have fun.

Someone says:
and there's no destination anyways.

Someone says:
and love is no gamble.

Me says:
actually, there is. the destination's name is "till death do us apart". book ur ticket at ur nearest tour agency!

Someone says:
if that is the destination, there is no love until a couple is married/ready to be married? (and also on the condition that they do not divorce)

Someone says:
there is always love, only whether it goes away over time or not..

Someone says:
and wad abt married couples with no love left, but hangs on till the end for.. like.. the children?

Some more food for thought, :)

We will always listen to your complaints. Go ahead and let us know!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Girls not = sex

I was chatting with my guy friends. In the end, we ended up talking about girls and then it switched to sex. That's the reason why I don't like to talk with guys. That's the reason why I have few guy friends. That's the reason why all my close friends and my best friend are not guys.

Over the years, I have talked to numerous gals and guys. I have consoled numerous broken hearts. I have counselled numerous relationships.

Guys, life is not just about sex. This applies to gals too, for there's a rising trend of females who are sexually active. Researches shown that the chemical that is released when you are in love, PEA, is much potent and longer lasting than the chemical that is released when you are in climax during a sexual intercourse.

How I wish that I can find my true love. I am just a tiny, lonely man for now. Hey, where's that over-confident crazy guy who keeps smiling like an idiot gone to? You may be asking.

He's still here. He's flooded with the cruelities, harshness and realities of this world. He's trying to find innocence and fairy tales in this dark, wicked world. He's feeling lost, confused, in despair, lonely and moody. He's possibily having PMS. He's looking for hope, strength, courage and support to continue his journey to seek true love. He's leaving a food for thought before he's shrouded in the fog of curelty.

'Love is mysterious.
It can appear to exist though in reality, it does not exist. It can appear not to exist though it exist, in reality.
Love has no form and has no respect for any laws of physics, time and space.
It can be powered by nothing and can power everything. It can render one absolute power and can leave one absolutely powerless. It can destroy and create, and at the same time, can be destroyed and created.
Love leaves its users a surreal experience in which one can feel no love though one's been in love.
If I have to gamble, I will play with love. For the reward can never be quantified.'
- Maddie Ricola

So why wait? Start gambling now! Love, the only game where the odds is a ?

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

How to hook the opposite gender? Part 1

Welcome to Maddie Ricola's  Inter gender countermeasure-countermeasure and countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure Research Centre

In this era of equality, liberal views and near limitless suppy of hotels and condoms, love and relationships are warfare. Countless victims had been scarificed in this unseen war. In order to survive in the battlefield, you need to equip yourself with the correct tools, knowledge and skills. I will show you to them in a moment.

Virgins can become non-virgins in a matter of miliseconds, dependent on the driving technique of the male genitale. And with the introduction of biological, chemical and social warfare, like HIV, date rape drugs and amazingly sweet talking inclusive of hypnosis, the chances of being a victim is incredibly high.

Today, I will be teaching you how to mount offensive attacks. The basic weapon you have against them is hooking them up.

I believe most of you know how to approach the eye candy. I shall not list any pickup lines or techniques here. One advice to you: Throw that pick up line that you remembered away. Even if it works you may have some trouble trying to maintain the elevated state of interest. If you wanna know my favorite pickup line, it is "Hi".

Most ladies have an invisible wall surrounding them. This is less so for guys. In order to win her over, you need to break through that invisible wall. I am very sure you wouldn't use your head to bang against the wall directly. Hence, there's a need for us to deploy a countermeasure-countermeasure.

When you first approach your eye candy, you need to take notice of your surroundings. Check if he/she is with her friends. Countary to popular belief, his/her friends are good accompliances. Most guys/ gals would be put off by the presence of his/her friends. This leaves you in a rather advantageous position.

Just say hi to him/ her first and proceed to mingle with his/her friends. Why am I doing that? You must be asking me. I get to know more friends, which is good news for me. And, it is easier to know him/her if you mingle with his/her friends. Let me illustrate this to you, imagine a stranger approaches you out of nowhere. Would you be hostile to him/her? Most of us would. It is easier for us to accept the approach of a friend's friend than a complete stranger.

While you are at mingling with his/her friends, occasionally drop near her to do a "Do you need anything?" type of chit chat. Keep the conversations to the shortest time. He/she needs time to get used to your presence, so do not rush stuff up, :)

That's all for part 1, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

We r crazy! Just for u, :)

An excerpt  from a new bloggee:
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Hey ******..to be honest wit ya..just friggin bored awhile ago..got into ur profile..and click on ur blog..and read ur blog..interesting..its so addictive cant stop reading it.. keep blogging..its very entertaining..hahaah.. =) this so random..oh well..Lol..

;) im ******btw..
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Well, not really an excerpt, I copied and pasted the whole chunk, :P The identity of me and the new bloggee are concealed to protect me and him/her, :)

This is the kind of motivating and touching comments that fuel us to give you more craps, :P This comment really touched my heart, brain and hands, :P Dear new bloggee, you have not just motivated and touched me, you may have just upsized my paycheck too, :P <-- Ahem, boss, please catch the hint, :D
PS to new bloggee: Do not get addicted, I do not wish to see you in rehab, :P

Chinese says "Jia You", in crude translation, add oil. As you know, oil prices are still staggering high, please add more oil on us! Hehe. If you prefer to send us cheque, please write payee as Red Cross, :D

Yes, my dance moves are getting crazier! And myself, too!

I am disappointed in human recently. I loaned my name to a friend to sign up for a mobile plan. Apparently, she chocked up a ton of bills and now she's defaulting the payment. What a promise she made! Is this how people repay your kindness? Not surprised to come across the saying "It's harder to be an angel than a devil.". Well, unfortunate for me, looks like I have to file a civil suite or pay off the bill myself. Nearing a thousand bucks, it surely make a nice dent on my ATM card. I wonder what to do, hmm...

Anyhow, lesson to be learnt: Never be kind, if you have to be kind, at least prepare a 1000 pages thick legal agreement.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wee! I m back! Hippy Geeky is better, bigger!

Sorry guys, been a while since I last blogged. I've done a personality test, check out the result!
http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/fem-masscore.html?s=%26@&w=0,2,3,6,9,13,21

Had a 1 hour discussion with my boss. Seems like I have to blog about my personal life as well, ohhh, :(

Anyhow, Hippy Geeky's now more fun, more big! Is there such a phrase? :P

Yes! We are twice the fun, twice the size! We upgraded from 15+1 babes to 30+2! 32 babes! Guys, you should be real happy? :P Not me though. More babes = more trouble as always, :(

Now, I have 32 babes and 2 contract GFs in my arsenal. What mischiefs will I be up to? Stay tuned, :P

I have been practising new dance moves recently. Tiring I must say, I must be getting old, geee.

Anyhow, had numerous girls' talks  in my quest to understand gals. And I got approval to post theories on this blog! No more of grabbing a pen and paper to jot stuff down!

A little tired, I shall update tomorrow, :) Nites everyone!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

GF, GFs, GFss, more and more ses!

This morning I received an SMS from my boss. I have to find a babe whose is so babe-ey that everyone will stare and drop their jaws wide open. WTH! Where in the world can I find such a person? That message really made my jaw drop though, hmmm.

Anyhow, the dates with 15 babes are starting soon, OMFG! Whatever, =D

Good news and bad news. The bad news, the position of contract GF has been filled! The good news, we need more GFs! WTH! Boss, you are trying to turn me into a gay by making me detest gals right?!

More news, viewers' special! We gonna grab 50 viewers, yes, viewers, to join us for this very special episode made for you by you, =) Cos it's our 100th episodes! =D

Great news, I am gathering people to join me for a clubbing session! Gathering all males and females! Join now and you may find yourself inside the show? Haha, I shall not reveal the purpose of the clubbing session. Email, SMS or MSN me now if you are interested! Tag me if I did not reply, =P Why am I asking everyone? Reason: We have 100 hits on this blog and 2000 hits on the viewers' edition blog, =D

In other news, there's no news left. Only the olds are left for now. Opps, =P

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Blogger's syndrome

Hi, I feel like blogging suddenly.

Bye, I don't feel like blogging anymore.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Saturday nite fever

Saturday waas a bad day! Haha, is it or is it not?

Watched Wall-E. How cute, funny and touching! If only I can find pure, true, innocent love, hais. Anyhow, ...

As planned, went to club on that faithful night. As I reached rather early, I club-hopped for a while. I was at Movida, St. James Power Station, where I stood at one single location for a rather long time, 20 minutes, I supposed. Shortly after selecting a nice spot, a waitress approached asking if I need a drink. I nicely declined. After a while, thrist began to start its colonisation of my throat. Out of desperation, I called for her to get me a mug of Heineken as she's near me. I realised she's standing near me for quite a while. Probably of the small venue size, I suppose. Anyhow, enjoyed my Heineken while standing, :D Shortly after my drink, she asked me if I wanted some snacks. Haha, what a cute, nice waitress! Good service I must say, keep it up if you are reading this, :)

Proceeded to my hideout after that, met one of the vodka gal I saw last week at the entrance. As always, she recognised me first. Haha, I must say, I am surprised she recognised me. Clubs are usually pretty dark, not that easy to recognise someone. Haha, I must be as ugly in lited areas as in dark areas!

After dancing around for a while, I chatted with that gal. We were talking about her excellent memory when she enlightened me on something which I have been wondering for a long while. There's quite a few times I have to boycott clubs because all the service crews and vodka gals recognises me. There's once when I was invited up the stage by a dancer, haha! Declined as always, :D Anyhow, I wonder how do they all recognise me. The reason: The way I dance was memorable. <- That made me nearly faint! Haha!

Anyhow, I love to dance the way I dance. Hey, what can you expect? A guy dancing a gal's dance moves? I am trained by a gal for goodness sake! Anyhow, a viewer who went Ministry of Sound once recognised me by my dancing too.

As always, I tried out my new dance moves on the dance floor. After doing that for a while, the crowd around me applaued and cheered. OMG! WTH! I noticed a group of gals discussing about my dancing apparently. WTH they think they are doing! Hate that man! Anyhow, gonna do my new moves on the screen, :D

Late in the session,  a gal grabbed my hand and tried dancing around me. I gave her a cold stare, as always, haha. If you wanted to dance with me, you could have asked? Or you could stand there frozen, I will use you as a dance pole. Haha!

Anyhow, that's all for now, nite!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Finally!

Finally! Managed to get a little of my well-deserved but nowhere to be found rest. OMG! Amazingly tiring these days. I think my age is catching up, :P

Anyhow, on Saturday itself, I went to watch Money No Enough 2. Amazingly hilarious, haha. I really love the grandma, so funny and so noble.

Managed to catch Pathology, Meet Dave and The Love Guru on Sunday. The Love Guru is so funny! Meet Dave is so funny too! It took me 10 minutes to decide on either The Love Guru or Journey To The Center Of The Earth. Haha, looks like I love comedy films.

I do not really understand why most guys like to bring gals to horror movies! I mean, com'on. Why pay money to get yourself scared? I know what you guys are thinking, you all are praying that the gal would be so scared till she hugs and hold onto you tightly right? How wrong! I was forced into a horror movie once by a gal. Apparently, I did not know it was a horror film. Naturally, during the course of the film, I was scared off by some of the scene. Naturally, she was scared off too. She grabbed my hand so tightly out of the sudden and I was shocked stiff! Bad experience. Managed to get out of the film alive though, :D

The second time I went to watch another film. Once again, I did not know it is horror in nature. I went it with the phobia hanging around. This time around, surprisingly, I was laughing throughout the film. Guess my laughter is rather contagious, eventually, everyone in the cinema laughed every time the ghost pops out, haha. I am so crazy!

Back to topic. Pathology is so boring! Seriously, I went through the movie with the thought "Where in the world is the storyline?". There's also a record-breaking numbers of sexual scenes throughout the whole film. I must be paying to watch a porn film!

Anyhow, the public version of the blog has reached new audience! Haha, a gal from China read it, :) How cool! I should get a translator for this blog so I could penetrate the China market, :P

Went for a dance rehersal with April on Wednesday. Poor legs, they are breaking apart! I realise there's absolutely no way I can dance with a gal! They are so draggy! I nearly broke my back while dancing with her! I think I should just stick to the layman dance moves? But...but... they are so boring! Hais. Now I have to choose between gals and crazy dance moves. Naturally, I would pick crazy dance moves! Hahaha. Anyhow, gonna go clubbing again on Saturday. How tiring! I seriously need rest!

There's a viewer who actually asked me if I ever thought of having a sexual intercourse with anyone of the babes. The editors did not highlight to me this question. Yes, the editors help me with reading and screening of the forums and tag boards, there's just way too many postings for me to catch up, sorry guys, :)

Anyhow, back to the topic. This question was highlighted to me, due to the fact that it grown into a discussion. OMG!

The answer is simply... no.

There you go, the reason. Sex is not part and parcel of my life, and it will never be, :D

There's much more stuff that's better in life than sex. Guys, get that straight in your brains, :D

Hmm, I need a GF, fellow bloggers to contribute and translators. Any volunteers? :D Oh, btw, the contract GF job's pay has risen to $3000. Much fairer now, hehe, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Tiring week!

Sorry guys, these few days been a tiring week. Let me tell you why.

Saturday went to club. Was there for a shoot, but unfortunately, they changed the timing. Luckily, my friends were there too, :D

Clubs always have been my gym. Hence, as usual, danced till I nearly dropped dead. Anyhow, while moving around the club exploring for some space for me to dance, I met a dude with a blown-up hair (those that youths whom are hardcore punk rock fans wear). A nice dude, seems troubled to me. Haha, anyway, tried to cheer him up. Not sure if it works, but at least I tried, :D

Anyhow, after the club, went to start work. OMG, more dancing! Totally dead!

Too tired to blog for now, will try to update this post with more info if possible, =)

Nites

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

080808

As all of u may know, today is 080808. The auspicious day, the olympics day. The day today for me is rather lucky for me as well.

Was bombarded wif sweet wishes from the 15 + 1 babes, my fellow crew and of course, beloved viewers. I will get well, be strong and healthy for u guys. I think I worked too hard, resulting in me falling ill. <- boss, u should see this! Haha.

More job offers came pouring today. Unfortunately, they are not that interesting.

Tml is national day. Y r u still reading this? U should be partying ur bum off! Get out there now n be wild! Poor me, m so stuck in this idiotic, $*&%@!# *****, hais.


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Blogging @ anywhere!

Wee! No more being stuck on a PC, no more keyboard n mouse! The age of mobile blogging is here!

This entry was done entirely on my mobile phone while i was enjoying my comfy bed, hehe.

Shrucks, just realise there's no spellcheck in the phone.

I know wad u r tinking, u must be expecting tons of sms shorthands and a contineous block of text. Not gonna happen, laughing out loud!

Gee, I fallen ill today. Hmm, truthfully speaking, it should be 4 days ago. Yesterday was severe enough to warrent a visit to the doc.

Spinning head is a horrible experience. I m having it even now. Gee, spinning texts!

April is so sweet! She brought me porridge aka congee. It was a thrilling roller coaster ride for my taste buds. Haha. I must steal the secret recipe from her.

Better get my rest now. Nite!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Looking for a contract GF!

Hey all,

I am looking for a contract GF. Yes, you did not hear or see it wrong. I am looking out for any decent looking lady who is at least a height of 1.70m. I am willing to pay an estimate of SGD$2500. Contract would last 3 months, working hours will not exceed 20 hours per week. No nude, no physical contact. Your face will be on the screens though, :P

That's all folks, interested party can just email me, :)

Thanks, :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola
on behalf of the Hippy Geeky crew

I need breasts ?!?!

Gee, was told by someone I needed boobs. WTH!

Trying to create the shortest blog entry, that's all for today, :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Practice, practice, practice...

Gee, this extreme makeover is tough work! Not easy being a gal I must say, hehe. Someone once told me a female is the most complex organism around, how true is that!

Side track a little, someone just asked me about my identity? Haha, didnt u read my blog? It says ask CIA, :P

Back to the track, :D April came earlier to give me tuition. She's such a nice person, :D Spent the whole day trying out different walking styles. Lunch was fun, haha. Amazingly, we threw food at each other, how sinful! Opps, hehe.

After lunch, we tried applying some makeups on each other. Haha, truthfully, I look awful! Seems like I am not borne to be a gal, :P Maybe it's due to the lunch or the late nites, I suddenly knocked out? I do not know wad exactly happened, just knew I felt real tired and it was all darkness after that.

When I woke up, I was lying on her shoulder! OMG! Sheesh, wad happened? Gee, sorry girl, haha. Anyhow, her shoulder is rather comfortable. I always thought only guys' shoulders are comfortable, how wrong I was, :D BTW, thx for loaning ur arm to me, girl, :D

I can say she's a very shy girl, haha. She was blushing all the way! Haha, Girls look so adorable when they blush, dont u agree wif me, guys? :)

I know wad u r tinking! NONONO! I m not falling in love wif her, she's a realli nice friend n pal to have, that's all, :D

Darn! I forgot to ask her to clean up my house! Nvm, haha, there's always a next time, my new maid, ;)

I realise most of the viewers here are rather shy? Guys, I strongly encourage u to leave a tag, leave ur name or alias in the tags, chat in the tags, give me some feedbacks or suggestions? Let's make it interactive okkies? I dun wanna tok alone in here, :D

I am trying to plot the statistics of the visitors here. Would realli be interesting to know the gender of all the viewers, :D Anyhow, fyi, I love to chat wif u guys, so, if u r looking at this, please add me up in MSN and chat wif me live! Duno worry, I am not dead when I m using MSN, :D

Interested in adding me up? This is wad u can do. Just drop me ur addy by clicking on the link below the tagbox. Alternatively, the link can be found in my particulars area. There u go, it's that simple. Y wait? MSN me now! :D

PS: The subscription service is overhauled. Everyting works now! Now, u dun needa keep checking the site! Maddie Ricola is now being delivered to ur feed reader or email account! Weeeee!

Nities, :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Gays n me

Recently, I was buzzing along the city area. Amaze and behold, there's tons of babes everywhere! Every time when I am looking for babes, they are nowhere in sight. And when I am not looking for them, they swarm around me in numbers larger than the air molecules around! Sheesh!

Anyhow, I once again noticed the partners that the babes are having are no longer hunks, they are of the more visual department deprived. Hmm, this growing trend is getting my interest. "I have to explore more!", I thought to myself.

I went back to discuss with the research team about this re-discovery. After some tedious data-mining and surveys, we noticed there's an upward trend of gays in the streets. Hmm, are all the guys becoming disappointed in gals like I do? Hehe. Good news for those guys whom are not in the hunks category! PS: I m not a gay!

Our research can only show us this much. What is the reason behind this trend? We cracked out heads, numerous peanuts and a few walnuts. No theory seem to emerge. Suddenly, without any warning, I shouted "We need gays!". With shocked faces, everyone slowly pointed this fingers at me. OMG! I got sabo-ed (meaning: sabotaged) again!

My new assignment: To hunt down gays and have good chats wif them, ....

Fits my current assignment I guess, haha. I can cross-dress to try to attract the gays. Speaking of baits, I bet u will never get to see such a beautiful bait, :P

Anyhow, I do feel obliged to update you guys with the progress of my current assignment. Seems like this assignment created a stir of interests, :D

Assignment progress update:

April kindly volunteered to be my consultant. She taught me how to speak like a girl today. It was amazingly hilarious. Can you imagine the two of us playing our hair simultaneously? Haha, I was forced to do the sexy lips maneuver! And they way she eats banana, OMG! Kudos to her! I really have to admit that I admire her. She ate the banana in such a seductive way, I was totally speechless throughout the whole demonstration! It would be an uphill task to replicate her seductive moves. I foresee tough times ahead! :(

Tried to squeeze myself into April's dress, apparently her dress hates me! April, please eat more n grow fatter! Haha! Well, looks like it's time to SHOP!! Weee! :D

Despite all the failures, I managed to learn how to sway n wave my hands like a lady. The waitress at the cafe actually dropped a cup while I was swaying my hand! Haha. Anyhow, lucky for her, I paid for the damages, :D Hey girl, you never seen a hot babe drinking coffee? :P

Surprise o' surprise, I was approached by a girl after the incident. Hmm, people nowadays have strange tastes, :P Anyhow, I gave her my usual response, REJECTION. Sorry dear, hehehe, :D I dont do lesbians, :P

Anyhow, gotta get my beauty sleep before the eyebags comes, erk! Gee, did I just spotted a wrinkle? :P

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Jobs, where are u?

Update: U may have noticed some new additions to the blog. After bugging the tech guys for days, we have came up wif a list of new features that would, hopefully, improve your experience, :) Please do let us know of any features or suggestions that u may have, thx, :D

Finally, a week's worth of job searches is nearing... Very tiring, I must say. Maybe I am getting old? Hehe. Anyhow, managed to find boat crew in a zoo, barback, events coordinator, sales, waiter, server and general labour. Wow, haha, sounds boring rite? Wonder if anyone will ever hire me just to be mad, :P Haha, maybe I should go for boat crew. I tink the visitors will mistaken me as an exhibit instead! Hahaha, wonder if the pay for ah meng is good, hehehehe.

Finally, as usually, I got bored and I decided to have a mini challenge wif April, yup, if you recall, she's the new maid from the 15 babes gang. The challenge is to collect 100 "U sux" in the shortest possible time. Well, u might have guessed, I won with a record of 15 minutes, hehe, :D

Well, more updates coming up... Even though this weekend is a little cold, all thx to Ghost Festival, brrrrrr....

Note: Please do not use the Feed feature on this blog as I lost my username and I entered the wrong email address during the registration. I do not wish for your information to be compromised. Thank you for your cooperation.

Thank you all for ur support, from a tired me

Thank you all u supporters for encouraging me during my ups n downs, :D
A thank you too for those anonymous tags, :D
Seriously, I dont know why u guys find this blog interesting when I m trying to make it uninteresting.
Look, there's super short sentences with atrocious english and literally null content.
OMG! How could u even find that interesting?!?! Seriously, visit ur optician please, :D

For those hu tagged that i sux, i know i sux. U seem to be worse than me, mr cowardly, :D

Recently I tried to find jobs for events or bartending, seems like the job market is not as excited as before, hmm.
Any boss looking for me? :P Or even better, are there any sponsers? :P

I do not wish this blog to be popular.
I do not wish to see this blog to be as popular as xiaxue's or dawn's or huever.
If this blog becomes popular, I will private it, :D Weee!

Taggers, please do post your views, comments and wadever u wanna say!
Please feel free to do so! I will try to add them into the entries.
I would love to interact wif u peepx, :D
Oh yes, interact virtually, not physically, yet, hehe, :P
Please, I beg u all! PLEASE!
I m feeling lonely, cold, sad, dark, creepy, errie and everyting bad!
Please, dun leave me in that state.
I m just a poor, pitful, sad, cold n lonely "to be a gal soon" guy, :P

Gee, I m going crazy again! AHAHA, OMG! ARGH!!! RUN GUYS! RUN FOR UR LIVES!!!

Please drop all valuables before u run for ur lives, hehe, :D

Haha, guys, I just added a comment link, feel free to comment on all the entries, hehehe, :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Nooooo!

haha, surprisingly, there's still a number who doesnt believe me, haha.

Rather tired as recently went to look for jobs, any job offers? hehehe

Anyhow, I accidently found a ways to get girls to ask me out! Be sick together wif a sick gal, she will ask u to go to her to pass it to u, hahahaha!

Unfortunately for me again, this time round, I am going for an extreme make over!

Wif the help of 16 babes, I have to transform into a girl! OMG!

Now you do not have to look at me chasing girls, now I have to chase guys? OMG!!

Stay tuned, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola