Sunday, September 28, 2008

You think 30 babes is enough for me?

Well well, with the ending of the F1 races, the babes finally emerge from their hideouts! 30 babes from Japan are gonna pump up the heat with their sizzling actions!

A total of 60 babes will be opening this brand new series of Hippy Geeky. Sorry, I forgotten about 1 more, hehe, :)

Do you wanna know who is that unique, special babe?

If you wanna know, stay tuned to my blog!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

F1 and me

Well well, the race is finally over. No more burning smell of the tires. No more of the buzzing roars of the engines.

Summary of how I felt for F1 Night Race @ Singapore:

The Singtel grid gals sucks!
Is it a night race? The track looks as bright as it is in daylight!
The track has too many bends and bumps. It looks more like a tamiya model car race to me.


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Monday, September 22, 2008

Why guys used to be desperate, are becoming less desperate and gal are becoming more desperate?

Nature has its own unique way of balancing everything.

According to Fisher's principle, the most normal male-female ratio of a species should be 1:1. In the few of gender theories, the sex ratio of human population is commonly assumed to be 1.05:1.

In non-mathematical terms, this would imply that there's 105 males for every 100 females. If we put it in Singapore's context, assuming a population of 4 million, there would be 97561 single males who are not able to get a mate. Of course, I assumed that all the females are faithful to their mates and all the males are faithful to their mates as well.

For me, as I am neither extremely handsome or attractive, chances of me getting my butt into the pool of single males is rather high. Naturally, I will be worried and will be seeking out females like there's no tomorrow. That explains why guys are desperate.

You do realise that I did not mention about androgens like the infamous testosterone. According to the article on testosterone found in Wikipedia,

"In both men and women, testosterone plays a key role in health and well-being as well as in sexual functioning. Examples include enhanced libido, increased energy, increased production of red blood cells and protection against osteoporosis. On average, an adult human male body produces about forty to sixty times more testosterone than an adult female body, but females are, from a behavioral perspective (rather than from an anatomical or biological perspective), more sensitive to the hormone.[1] However the overall ranges for male and female are very wide, such that the ranges actually overlap at the low end and high end respectively."

This explains why there are sexually active aka horny females running around the streets.

Desperate guys, please take note of the following information. This information is specifically catered for you.

According to statistics from Geohive - Male/ Female distribution, 2007, the best place to be in is Russia Federation. They have a relatively low male:female ratio and they have the highest single female population, =)

Recently, I noticed an upward trend of females getting more desperate, go for visually/ physically less attractive males. This is of a great concern for us, especially unattractive males like me, =)

You must be wondering, why is this of great concern for unattractive males when the unattractive males is gaining the upper hand?

The reason: We must maximise our potentials even though we are at an advantage. The other reason being, it is extremely difficult to be extremely handsome, it is also as extremely difficult to be extremely ugly!

I know, it sounds wrong. Don't laugh!

According to CIA - World Factbook, 2008, the sex ratio of Singapore is 0.95 for aged 15-64 and the age structure for 15-64 is 76.5% (male 1,717,357/female 1,809,462). This works out to be 92105 females being single and unable to find a mate. Now now, who has to be desperate now?

If that's not concrete enough as evidence, according to Guardian UK, man-made chemicals blamed as many more girls than boys are born in Arctic. Let me show you the devastating effects that the chemicals have: In the communities of Greenland and eastern Russia monitored so far, the ratio was found to be two girls to one boy. In one village in Greenland only girls have been born. You say it is too far to be affecting you. Are you sure?: A paper published in the US National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences earlier this year said that in Japan and the US there were 250,000 boys fewer than would have been expected had the sex ratio existing in 1970 remained unchanged. The paper was unable to pin down a cause for the new excess of girls over boys.

Scientists believe a number of man-made chemicals used in electrical equipment from generators, televisions and computers that mimic human hormones are implicated. They are carried by winds and rivers to the Arctic where they accumulate in the food chain and in the bloodstreams of the largely meat- and fish-eating Inuit communities. Guys, please start throwing televisions and computers into our reservoirs and sea now! =D

This article is brought to you by Hippy Geeky's News (HGN), we take news, turn them into useless crap and bring it to you!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Friday, September 19, 2008

I am feeling sad!

I am feeling sad! OMG, this is the first time I am blogging about my private life!, I think, haha.

I am sad because I have no GF, haha. Strange me, you might say, well, I am strange! haha.

Anyhow, April did something amazing that shocked me for a long time!

If you do not know who is April, she's one of the 30 babes in Hippy Geeky. She was the one that I kissed! haha.

Anyhow, she wanted to woo me today! OMG!

Haha, as usual, I rejected her. The reason? Nah, it's a secret, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Upcoming article alert!

Due to the fact that I am working in an office environment recently, I am going to discuss on something that's abundant in an office environment: Office Ladies (OL)!

Gee, was I being sent to work in an office just to be a spy? Hmmm...

Anyhow, the article will be dished out within this few days, so please stay tuned, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Thursday, September 18, 2008

When you think 30 babes is enough

You are so wrong! haha!

30 babes will be coming from Japan for a cultural exchange. Ya right! haha. They are just coming for fun.

This brings the total count of babes in Hippy Geeky to a shocking 60?!?!

Wow, I always thought 2 mini buses would be enough, now I have to get 2 more for the babes, OMG!

Anyhow, the 30 Japanese babes will be debuting at the Sex Party! Get your tickets now! Drop me a line to get more information! =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Bugis, a street full of cuties!

I have been surveying Bugis recently, to my amazement, there's lots of cuties running around. Naturally, with cuties comes babes, I did spot a few babes.

Now, armed with this new information, we are going to grab babes off Bugis soon!

Are you hippy and geeky? Do you wanna be a hippy geeky babe?

If the answers are yes-es, get down to Bugis and let us grab you!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wanna drive home a Porsche?

Hey dudes! We are going crazy! If you fit the bill of being Hippy Geeky and we like you, we are letting you drive home a brand new Porsche!

It's that simple!

Spotting ends at October


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

We r back! Again!

Sorry dude, I MIA due to my busy schedule and from my efforts trying to upgrade from the classic template to the new layout template.

We are back with more stuff, more action, more excitement, more fun, more laughter and more you!

I wanted to go clubbing on Friday. Unfortunately, I was badly disabled by a diarrhea session. Hais.

I managed to get my butt down to the dance floor the following day. Dancing madly, as usual, suddenly,  a gal who was laughing at me all along, tapped at me while I was resting, trying to catch the rhythm back. I am getting old, I think, haha. At the moment she tapped me, I was like "WTH! What are you trying to do? Can't a guy stop dancing for a while? I am not your entertainer. Get your guy to entertain you! Get off me! Get a life!"

Need a change of topic, I am fuming while I am talking about this incident.

Anyhow, Sex Party is coming soon! Weee!

More news: I am going to club and dance with 30 babes real soon! Catch me @ the club, =D

I am still looking for a GF, unbelievable? Ya, it is, =D

I am also looking for clubbing gals to hang out with. For 2 reasons, I always have some difficulties in getting guys to club, so I need gals to motivate them. Second reason, I need tons of dance teachers! =D

I need dance teachers! Haha.

If you club, drop me a line to contact you! =P

Check back again for more exciting stuff later on! I assure you that you would not regret it, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Boss scolded me! :(

I got scolded by my boss for not posting more of my private life, :(

I will try my best, boss, :(

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Sex party. The party where virgins come out virgins and despos leave with tears...

Hippy geeky's throwing a party! Yes! As mentioned in the party, it's a sex party!

This will be the second sex party we hosted. Everyone has to be above 18, :) Alcoholic drinks will be served. The theme of the party is Sexy, baby! Dress code will be whatever you dare to wear. Drinks theme will be sex, :D All drinks and food will be free, of course, :D Be prepared to get real wet, liquids will be involved, :D

Guys, please behave yourself! Activities will be limited to a maximum of kissing. Anything more like foreplay or even sexual intercourse, you can be sure you will be at least 5km away from us, :)

Viewers, you should know how to get the invites by now. Public guests, please email me to get information on obtaining the invites.

Meet ya there!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

I kissed a girl and she liked it!

During one of the filming session, there's a kissing scene. A difficult scene, for I have to kiss a girl and dance at the same time. Hmm, wonder how it will come up on screen, :D

Anyhow, for no reason, she was laughing, giggling and smiling for the rest of the day. She made me wonder if my kisses do make people go mad, hmmm.

Haha, my fellow fans and admirers, do not be jealous! I was forced!

Anyhow, thank you all my fellow fans and admirers for your mails. I will slowly read them all, :D

Thanks anyway, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A striptease without even stripping!

Recently I was experimenting new striptease moves. After much tries and errors, I have managed to come up with some exceptionally kinky and seductive moves!

I am so proud of my moves. Now, I can do striptease without even stripping, :P

Check them out on the upcoming episodes, :)

Wee

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Sorry all!

Sorry that I did not update my blog for 1 week. Reason for this was that I was real busy with all the filming and planning, :)

Well, I am back!

More contents coming your way! Stay tuned. :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola