Dead

This shall be the last post from me. This blog is as dead as me. Thanks for all the support. Bye

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Maddie Ricola

Similarities between me and love

Love is fragile, so am I.
Love is short-lived, so am I.
Love dies, so do I.

Somebody kill me

Somebody kill me

New year resolution

2009 has arrived.

2008 had been a bad year.

I personally believe we shape our own future. Life is never that simple. In this era of distractions and abundance of knowledge and power, it is easy to be a devil.

Many attempts their plans of achieving success, fame, power and money. My best friend once said, "It is never about what you have achieved, it is about what you really need". In this fast moving world, one hardly has the time to stop for a moment for a breather.

It is unsurprisingly that most of us lose track of what we really need and continue to pursue what we perceived as what we want. We are constantly being blinded by selfishness and greed. We blindly follow the asses of others and pursue what we all think is what we want.

Is it that tough to stop our tracks for a moment, sit down, take a breather and feel what we really need? Nothing is tough. All you need is purpose, belief and passion. Desire is a force easily tuned to the forces of evil.

Do yourself a favor and take a breather before you embark your journey of 2009.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A love story - Paradise Lost -- Chapter 2 - The End - Part 2

Just before I went out of my house, I went to grab my medication. I feel safer with them around knowing that I can depend on them for some comfort anytime. Why am I bringing more than enough pills for a whole day? I have no answer to this.

An old lady requested for my assistance to press the bus stopping bell. I helped her and smiled at her. I felt my heart aching when I smiled at her. I also have no answer to this.

While I was in deep thoughts in the train, I suddenly realise there's a monk standing next to me. I would like to borrow a phrase from Mr Razzle Dazzle: coincidence? I don't know what that means. Was the invisible man up in the sky trying to hint me? I totally have no clue.

I suddenly realise the place I am going to right now was the place I accompanied her to her facial session. Another coincidence? I still don't know what that means.

A love story - Paradise Lost -- Chapter 2 - The End - Part 1

I do know it's strange to place the ending of a story right in the first chapter.

Anyhow, I will be using myself as the character of the story as I find it easier to narrate the story in a first person view. Do not worry, I am not the person as described in this story. Hope you will bear that with me. This story happens in real-time and will be published real-time. Keep checking us up for live updates!

Today, I received a SMS which is supposed to be saddening. Surprisingly, I did not feel sad. A wave of calmness swept me off my feet. My vision started to be glared by bright light from unknown sources. My field of vision turned hazy and blurrish. What is happening? I thought to myself. Being extremely drowsy and dizzy, I slowly got off my bed dizzily.

My sumo goldfish caught my sight. I realised I am fighting this all alone now. My battlefield mates, my precious sumo goldfish left me for her favourite food, my precious plants left me for the warm-giving sunlight. I am left all alone in this darkness, feeling cold, feeling helpless...

My best friend greeted me. I felt hope for a second. The life-giving hope disappeared into the thin air before I can even grab hold of it. She asked if she could visit me. I rejected her flatly. For I know, I will only bring her unhappiness and she will have her tears rolling down her rosy cheeks when she see me. How can I bear to let her go through this torment when she's not supposed to get involved in it. It's my final wish to see a happy person to turn into a sorrow zombie because of me.

I seek help from GODs of all kinds. "The invisible man up there high in the sky, tell me what am I suppose to do?" I screamed in my mind. There was no reply. It was kinda expected.

I am now the walking zombie of this cruel world. Death is always around the corner, trying to grab my feet when I lose my focus. How can I leave this cruel world? I can't bear to leave this cruel world with a beautiful side. All I am seeing right now is the cruel side. I can't see anything beautiful at all. I am losing hope rapidly.

I decided to attempt to fill my mind with work for now. I know chances of this working is amazingly low. I have to try at least, I said to myself. I am a lone soldier in this battlefield. I have to fight till my very last breath. I have to finish this battle to see the beautiful side of the world. All I see was a never-ending horizon encompassed with greyness. It's soundless, it's cold and it's smell full of rusting iron, the same scent of fresh blood.

Farewell

Good bye everyone. Thank you for being here for me all these while. Unfortunately, I have to leave for a better tomorrow.

Once again, thank you. Please forget me. Enjoy your christmas and new year.

I will complete the love story before this blog closes.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A love story - Paradise Lost -- Chapter 1 - The force behind paradise

Love is a powerful feeling. It is the force that holds the population of the earth, it is the force that is universal and knows no bounderies. Everyone can feel love, every creature can feel love. It conveys messages no language can ever encompass. It has the power to heal, to create and the destroy. It is the guardian that keeps us sane, it is the devil that makes us insane.

With such great powers, it is logical for one to believe one should not dabble with it. Nevertheless, many brave souls regardlessly attempt to trend on this lethal landfield called love. Many suffered, many entrapped in this landfield with no hope of getting out, few managed to walk through this landfield alive.

Below is the story of one of the brave soldier...

Note: Based on a true story.

New us!

We are back! This time, with much more improvement! More wild, more fun, more crap!

Christmas is dashing towards us! ARGH!

Check the new us out now!

Last day in the secret hideout?

Gee, seems like the decision is final. The secret hideout club is officially changed! OMG!

New hideout = new fun, =D

Stay tuned!

Those regulars that I saw in the previous hideout, I bid farewell, heh.


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wee

Yesterday is, was and will be the happiest day of my life, =D

Don't be a busybody and ask me, I won't say a nut, =P


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A message that I can't reply

On the 29th September 2008, someone by the name Jay, Janny, messaged me via email form.

Unfortunately, our efforts to contact the person failed. If you are the person, please contact me again via the same method. Please leave your email address so I can reply you shortly.

As for the question you asked, "Can i ask you a question..What kind of girls do you like?", why not try guessing? =D


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Maddie Ricola

Special notice

Recently, I have been receiving complaints about strangers harassing the blogs of my visitors.

Dear visitors, please do not post your links in the tagbox, thanks.


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Maddie Ricola

Who The Hell is she?

U peeps may be wondering who is si ying? She's someone special, hehe. :D

She's such a hilarious gal. Everytime when she tells jokes, she always end up laughing before me! WHAT IS THIS! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! She's also a big bully, she never give me a chance to bully her! Peeps, please help me deal with her!!! =P

Okkies, I shall not bully her anymore. She's a nice person, very chattable, very friendly and very caring, =)

For more info, ask me personally, :D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A special request

I WANNA BULLY SI YING!

I m a girl!

Gee, finally, the project to make me female has stepped into another hallmark.

Last friday, I went to have a first glimpse of the customised boobs. The girls, being busybodies as always, forced me to let them tag along.

Upon reaching the secret location, I proceeded to try on the boobs. Amazing feel, I must say. The fit was exact, the comfort is amazing and it doesn't feel real heavy. Of course, this pair is a custom made boobs that's costing few thousands of bucks!

The gals, as always, snatched my boobs away from me! OMG! They were so curel! Never even let me spend time with my new boobs, I have no time to know my boobs. I will have to wear a stranger boobs in future, sob, =(

Anyhow, they said the boobs feel natural. They played with the boobs for like half an hour. WTH! Can't they play with their owns? Why play with mine?!?!?!


Proceeded to training after the boobs test-wear. The gals decided to give me shopping training for that day. I really admire how gals can shop for hours without any rest or complaint. I believed I tried for 2 hours and my legs were so tired out till I am wriggling while walking!

I have to clarify after someone told me 2 hours worth of shopping is not adequate. She recommended 5 hours. OMG! We were not really shopping, we were like brisk walking around the whole mall numerous times! Fine, it's more like semi-jogging.

According to the gals, my next lesson will be making up! OMG! Sheesh!

Catch all the details on today's episode of Hippy Geeky!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Updates again!

Amazing, I was prevented from updating due to the need for certain information to remain confidential till the episode is release. Finally! Today is the day!

Lots of updates! I bet u missed me plenty, :P

Anyhow, billions of events happened recently. I am suffering from severe emotional swings. Gee!

Surprisingly, April noticed that I am moody. OMG! How did you do that? Few has the ability of know my real mood! Gee, scary!

She's real nice to offer a listening ear and her time just to accompany me. I was real bad to flatly rejected her. I am feeling so bad now. Sorry, April. Thank you for being there and offering your help, =)


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Maddie Ricola

You think 30 babes is enough for me?

Well well, with the ending of the F1 races, the babes finally emerge from their hideouts! 30 babes from Japan are gonna pump up the heat with their sizzling actions!

A total of 60 babes will be opening this brand new series of Hippy Geeky. Sorry, I forgotten about 1 more, hehe, :)

Do you wanna know who is that unique, special babe?

If you wanna know, stay tuned to my blog!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

F1 and me

Well well, the race is finally over. No more burning smell of the tires. No more of the buzzing roars of the engines.

Summary of how I felt for F1 Night Race @ Singapore:

The Singtel grid gals sucks!
Is it a night race? The track looks as bright as it is in daylight!
The track has too many bends and bumps. It looks more like a tamiya model car race to me.


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Maddie Ricola

Why guys used to be desperate, are becoming less desperate and gal are becoming more desperate?

Nature has its own unique way of balancing everything.

According to Fisher's principle, the most normal male-female ratio of a species should be 1:1. In the few of gender theories, the sex ratio of human population is commonly assumed to be 1.05:1.

In non-mathematical terms, this would imply that there's 105 males for every 100 females. If we put it in Singapore's context, assuming a population of 4 million, there would be 97561 single males who are not able to get a mate. Of course, I assumed that all the females are faithful to their mates and all the males are faithful to their mates as well.

For me, as I am neither extremely handsome or attractive, chances of me getting my butt into the pool of single males is rather high. Naturally, I will be worried and will be seeking out females like there's no tomorrow. That explains why guys are desperate.

You do realise that I did not mention about androgens like the infamous testosterone. According to the article on testosterone found in Wikipedia,

"In both men and women, testosterone plays a key role in health and well-being as well as in sexual functioning. Examples include enhanced libido, increased energy, increased production of red blood cells and protection against osteoporosis. On average, an adult human male body produces about forty to sixty times more testosterone than an adult female body, but females are, from a behavioral perspective (rather than from an anatomical or biological perspective), more sensitive to the hormone.^[1] However the overall ranges for male and female are very wide, such that the ranges actually overlap at the low end and high end respectively."

This explains why there are sexually active aka horny females running around the streets.

Desperate guys, please take note of the following information. This information is specifically catered for you.

According to statistics from Geohive - Male/ Female distribution, 2007, the best place to be in is Russia Federation. They have a relatively low male:female ratio and they have the highest single female population, =)

Recently, I noticed an upward trend of females getting more desperate, go for visually/ physically less attractive males. This is of a great concern for us, especially unattractive males like me, =)

You must be wondering, why is this of great concern for unattractive males when the unattractive males is gaining the upper hand?

The reason: We must maximise our potentials even though we are at an advantage. The other reason being, it is extremely difficult to be extremely handsome, it is also as extremely difficult to be extremely ugly!

I know, it sounds wrong. Don't laugh!

According to CIA - World Factbook, 2008, the sex ratio of Singapore is 0.95 for aged 15-64 and the age structure for 15-64 is 76.5% (male 1,717,357/female 1,809,462). This works out to be 92105 females being single and unable to find a mate. Now now, who has to be desperate now?

If that's not concrete enough as evidence, according to Guardian UK, man-made chemicals blamed as many more girls than boys are born in Arctic. Let me show you the devastating effects that the chemicals have: In the communities of Greenland and eastern Russia monitored so far, the ratio was found to be two girls to one boy. In one village in Greenland only girls have been born. You say it is too far to be affecting you. Are you sure?: A paper published in the US National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences earlier this year said that in Japan and the US there were 250,000 boys fewer than would have been expected had the sex ratio existing in 1970 remained unchanged. The paper was unable to pin down a cause for the new excess of girls over boys.

Scientists believe a number of man-made chemicals used in electrical equipment from generators, televisions and computers that mimic human hormones are implicated. They are carried by winds and rivers to the Arctic where they accumulate in the food chain and in the bloodstreams of the largely meat- and fish-eating Inuit communities. Guys, please start throwing televisions and computers into our reservoirs and sea now! =D

This article is brought to you by Hippy Geeky's News (HGN), we take news, turn them into useless crap and bring it to you!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola