You think 30 babes is enough for me?

Well well, with the ending of the F1 races, the babes finally emerge from their hideouts! 30 babes from Japan are gonna pump up the heat with their sizzling actions!

A total of 60 babes will be opening this brand new series of Hippy Geeky. Sorry, I forgotten about 1 more, hehe, :)

Do you wanna know who is that unique, special babe?

If you wanna know, stay tuned to my blog!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

F1 and me

Well well, the race is finally over. No more burning smell of the tires. No more of the buzzing roars of the engines.

Summary of how I felt for F1 Night Race @ Singapore:

The Singtel grid gals sucks!
Is it a night race? The track looks as bright as it is in daylight!
The track has too many bends and bumps. It looks more like a tamiya model car race to me.


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Why guys used to be desperate, are becoming less desperate and gal are becoming more desperate?

Nature has its own unique way of balancing everything.

According to Fisher's principle, the most normal male-female ratio of a species should be 1:1. In the few of gender theories, the sex ratio of human population is commonly assumed to be 1.05:1.

In non-mathematical terms, this would imply that there's 105 males for every 100 females. If we put it in Singapore's context, assuming a population of 4 million, there would be 97561 single males who are not able to get a mate. Of course, I assumed that all the females are faithful to their mates and all the males are faithful to their mates as well.

For me, as I am neither extremely handsome or attractive, chances of me getting my butt into the pool of single males is rather high. Naturally, I will be worried and will be seeking out females like there's no tomorrow. That explains why guys are desperate.

You do realise that I did not mention about androgens like the infamous testosterone. According to the article on testosterone found in Wikipedia,

"In both men and women, testosterone plays a key role in health and well-being as well as in sexual functioning. Examples include enhanced libido, increased energy, increased production of red blood cells and protection against osteoporosis. On average, an adult human male body produces about forty to sixty times more testosterone than an adult female body, but females are, from a behavioral perspective (rather than from an anatomical or biological perspective), more sensitive to the hormone.^[1] However the overall ranges for male and female are very wide, such that the ranges actually overlap at the low end and high end respectively."

This explains why there are sexually active aka horny females running around the streets.

Desperate guys, please take note of the following information. This information is specifically catered for you.

According to statistics from Geohive - Male/ Female distribution, 2007, the best place to be in is Russia Federation. They have a relatively low male:female ratio and they have the highest single female population, =)

Recently, I noticed an upward trend of females getting more desperate, go for visually/ physically less attractive males. This is of a great concern for us, especially unattractive males like me, =)

You must be wondering, why is this of great concern for unattractive males when the unattractive males is gaining the upper hand?

The reason: We must maximise our potentials even though we are at an advantage. The other reason being, it is extremely difficult to be extremely handsome, it is also as extremely difficult to be extremely ugly!

I know, it sounds wrong. Don't laugh!

According to CIA - World Factbook, 2008, the sex ratio of Singapore is 0.95 for aged 15-64 and the age structure for 15-64 is 76.5% (male 1,717,357/female 1,809,462). This works out to be 92105 females being single and unable to find a mate. Now now, who has to be desperate now?

If that's not concrete enough as evidence, according to Guardian UK, man-made chemicals blamed as many more girls than boys are born in Arctic. Let me show you the devastating effects that the chemicals have: In the communities of Greenland and eastern Russia monitored so far, the ratio was found to be two girls to one boy. In one village in Greenland only girls have been born. You say it is too far to be affecting you. Are you sure?: A paper published in the US National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences earlier this year said that in Japan and the US there were 250,000 boys fewer than would have been expected had the sex ratio existing in 1970 remained unchanged. The paper was unable to pin down a cause for the new excess of girls over boys.

Scientists believe a number of man-made chemicals used in electrical equipment from generators, televisions and computers that mimic human hormones are implicated. They are carried by winds and rivers to the Arctic where they accumulate in the food chain and in the bloodstreams of the largely meat- and fish-eating Inuit communities. Guys, please start throwing televisions and computers into our reservoirs and sea now! =D

This article is brought to you by Hippy Geeky's News (HGN), we take news, turn them into useless crap and bring it to you!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

I am feeling sad!

I am feeling sad! OMG, this is the first time I am blogging about my private life!, I think, haha.

I am sad because I have no GF, haha. Strange me, you might say, well, I am strange! haha.

Anyhow, April did something amazing that shocked me for a long time!

If you do not know who is April, she's one of the 30 babes in Hippy Geeky. She was the one that I kissed! haha.

Anyhow, she wanted to woo me today! OMG!

Haha, as usual, I rejected her. The reason? Nah, it's a secret, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Upcoming article alert!

Due to the fact that I am working in an office environment recently, I am going to discuss on something that's abundant in an office environment: Office Ladies (OL)!

Gee, was I being sent to work in an office just to be a spy? Hmmm...

Anyhow, the article will be dished out within this few days, so please stay tuned, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

When you think 30 babes is enough

You are so wrong! haha!

30 babes will be coming from Japan for a cultural exchange. Ya right! haha. They are just coming for fun.

This brings the total count of babes in Hippy Geeky to a shocking 60?!?!

Wow, I always thought 2 mini buses would be enough, now I have to get 2 more for the babes, OMG!

Anyhow, the 30 Japanese babes will be debuting at the Sex Party! Get your tickets now! Drop me a line to get more information! =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Bugis, a street full of cuties!

I have been surveying Bugis recently, to my amazement, there's lots of cuties running around. Naturally, with cuties comes babes, I did spot a few babes.

Now, armed with this new information, we are going to grab babes off Bugis soon!

Are you hippy and geeky? Do you wanna be a hippy geeky babe?

If the answers are yes-es, get down to Bugis and let us grab you!


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wanna drive home a Porsche?

Hey dudes! We are going crazy! If you fit the bill of being Hippy Geeky and we like you, we are letting you drive home a brand new Porsche!

It's that simple!

Spotting ends at October


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

We r back! Again!

Sorry dude, I MIA due to my busy schedule and from my efforts trying to upgrade from the classic template to the new layout template.

We are back with more stuff, more action, more excitement, more fun, more laughter and more you!

I wanted to go clubbing on Friday. Unfortunately, I was badly disabled by a diarrhea session. Hais.

I managed to get my butt down to the dance floor the following day. Dancing madly, as usual, suddenly,  a gal who was laughing at me all along, tapped at me while I was resting, trying to catch the rhythm back. I am getting old, I think, haha. At the moment she tapped me, I was like "WTH! What are you trying to do? Can't a guy stop dancing for a while? I am not your entertainer. Get your guy to entertain you! Get off me! Get a life!"

Need a change of topic, I am fuming while I am talking about this incident.

Anyhow, Sex Party is coming soon! Weee!

More news: I am going to club and dance with 30 babes real soon! Catch me @ the club, =D

I am still looking for a GF, unbelievable? Ya, it is, =D

I am also looking for clubbing gals to hang out with. For 2 reasons, I always have some difficulties in getting guys to club, so I need gals to motivate them. Second reason, I need tons of dance teachers! =D

I need dance teachers! Haha.

If you club, drop me a line to contact you! =P

Check back again for more exciting stuff later on! I assure you that you would not regret it, =D


Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Boss scolded me! :(

I got scolded by my boss for not posting more of my private life, :(

I will try my best, boss, :(

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Sex party. The party where virgins come out virgins and despos leave with tears...

Hippy geeky's throwing a party! Yes! As mentioned in the party, it's a sex party!

This will be the second sex party we hosted. Everyone has to be above 18, :) Alcoholic drinks will be served. The theme of the party is Sexy, baby! Dress code will be whatever you dare to wear. Drinks theme will be sex, :D All drinks and food will be free, of course, :D Be prepared to get real wet, liquids will be involved, :D

Guys, please behave yourself! Activities will be limited to a maximum of kissing. Anything more like foreplay or even sexual intercourse, you can be sure you will be at least 5km away from us, :)

Viewers, you should know how to get the invites by now. Public guests, please email me to get information on obtaining the invites.

Meet ya there!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

I kissed a girl and she liked it!

During one of the filming session, there's a kissing scene. A difficult scene, for I have to kiss a girl and dance at the same time. Hmm, wonder how it will come up on screen, :D

Anyhow, for no reason, she was laughing, giggling and smiling for the rest of the day. She made me wonder if my kisses do make people go mad, hmmm.

Haha, my fellow fans and admirers, do not be jealous! I was forced!

Anyhow, thank you all my fellow fans and admirers for your mails. I will slowly read them all, :D

Thanks anyway, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

A striptease without even stripping!

Recently I was experimenting new striptease moves. After much tries and errors, I have managed to come up with some exceptionally kinky and seductive moves!

I am so proud of my moves. Now, I can do striptease without even stripping, :P

Check them out on the upcoming episodes, :)

Wee

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Sorry all!

Sorry that I did not update my blog for 1 week. Reason for this was that I was real busy with all the filming and planning, :)

Well, I am back!

More contents coming your way! Stay tuned. :D

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

You complained. We listened. Now, we complain back! You listen back! :D

Hi someone,

Thank you for submitting a ticket to us. We are happy to hear from you. In response to your ticket, my blog sounded pessimistic due to the emotions I felt while I was authoring the mentioned post.

I do not agree to your saying of caring too much about destination will spoil the fun. Let's take going for a vacation as an example. Would it be fun to travel to somewhere without knowing where you are going and you accidentally ended up in the middle of a war zone? I believe many experienced sleeplessness on the night before they embark for that exciting vacation destination. Sometimes, surprises kill instead of excite, :)

Love is a gamble. Have you ever go into a relationship, placing everything you have on the line, trusting him completely, willing to sacrifice just about anything for him? Did you know the future of the relationship? I am rather sure you do not know the future of the relationship. Well, you gambled, :) And you gambled in a game where the stakes are extremely high and the odds are extremely random.

You seem to contradict yourself. How can love be always there when it has the ability to go away over time?

As for married couples who has no love remaining, but hangs on rill the end for their children, well, there's still love, it just exists in a different form and place, as parental love, :)

Hope that answers any of your doubts.

Thank you.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

You complain! We listen!

Someone complained about my post:

Someone says:

haha.. ur blog sounds so.. pessimistic.. love is about the journey not the destination!

Someone says:
some ppl travel together till they grow old and die.. some just stopped enjoying the journey but went on with it.. some simply leaves when ea other's company is no longer good..

Someone says:
but end of the day, if u care too much abt the destination, u'll just not have fun.

Someone says:
and there's no destination anyways.

Someone says:
and love is no gamble.

Me says:
actually, there is. the destination's name is "till death do us apart". book ur ticket at ur nearest tour agency!

Someone says:
if that is the destination, there is no love until a couple is married/ready to be married? (and also on the condition that they do not divorce)

Someone says:
there is always love, only whether it goes away over time or not..

Someone says:
and wad abt married couples with no love left, but hangs on till the end for.. like.. the children?

Some more food for thought, :)

We will always listen to your complaints. Go ahead and let us know!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Girls not = sex

I was chatting with my guy friends. In the end, we ended up talking about girls and then it switched to sex. That's the reason why I don't like to talk with guys. That's the reason why I have few guy friends. That's the reason why all my close friends and my best friend are not guys.

Over the years, I have talked to numerous gals and guys. I have consoled numerous broken hearts. I have counselled numerous relationships.

Guys, life is not just about sex. This applies to gals too, for there's a rising trend of females who are sexually active. Researches shown that the chemical that is released when you are in love, PEA, is much potent and longer lasting than the chemical that is released when you are in climax during a sexual intercourse.

How I wish that I can find my true love. I am just a tiny, lonely man for now. Hey, where's that over-confident crazy guy who keeps smiling like an idiot gone to? You may be asking.

He's still here. He's flooded with the cruelities, harshness and realities of this world. He's trying to find innocence and fairy tales in this dark, wicked world. He's feeling lost, confused, in despair, lonely and moody. He's possibily having PMS. He's looking for hope, strength, courage and support to continue his journey to seek true love. He's leaving a food for thought before he's shrouded in the fog of curelty.

'Love is mysterious.
It can appear to exist though in reality, it does not exist. It can appear not to exist though it exist, in reality.
Love has no form and has no respect for any laws of physics, time and space.
It can be powered by nothing and can power everything. It can render one absolute power and can leave one absolutely powerless. It can destroy and create, and at the same time, can be destroyed and created.
Love leaves its users a surreal experience in which one can feel no love though one's been in love.
If I have to gamble, I will play with love. For the reward can never be quantified.'
- Maddie Ricola

So why wait? Start gambling now! Love, the only game where the odds is a ?

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

How to hook the opposite gender? Part 1

Welcome to Maddie Ricola's  Inter gender countermeasure-countermeasure and countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure Research Centre

In this era of equality, liberal views and near limitless suppy of hotels and condoms, love and relationships are warfare. Countless victims had been scarificed in this unseen war. In order to survive in the battlefield, you need to equip yourself with the correct tools, knowledge and skills. I will show you to them in a moment.

Virgins can become non-virgins in a matter of miliseconds, dependent on the driving technique of the male genitale. And with the introduction of biological, chemical and social warfare, like HIV, date rape drugs and amazingly sweet talking inclusive of hypnosis, the chances of being a victim is incredibly high.

Today, I will be teaching you how to mount offensive attacks. The basic weapon you have against them is hooking them up.

I believe most of you know how to approach the eye candy. I shall not list any pickup lines or techniques here. One advice to you: Throw that pick up line that you remembered away. Even if it works you may have some trouble trying to maintain the elevated state of interest. If you wanna know my favorite pickup line, it is "Hi".

Most ladies have an invisible wall surrounding them. This is less so for guys. In order to win her over, you need to break through that invisible wall. I am very sure you wouldn't use your head to bang against the wall directly. Hence, there's a need for us to deploy a countermeasure-countermeasure.

When you first approach your eye candy, you need to take notice of your surroundings. Check if he/she is with her friends. Countary to popular belief, his/her friends are good accompliances. Most guys/ gals would be put off by the presence of his/her friends. This leaves you in a rather advantageous position.

Just say hi to him/ her first and proceed to mingle with his/her friends. Why am I doing that? You must be asking me. I get to know more friends, which is good news for me. And, it is easier to know him/her if you mingle with his/her friends. Let me illustrate this to you, imagine a stranger approaches you out of nowhere. Would you be hostile to him/her? Most of us would. It is easier for us to accept the approach of a friend's friend than a complete stranger.

While you are at mingling with his/her friends, occasionally drop near her to do a "Do you need anything?" type of chit chat. Keep the conversations to the shortest time. He/she needs time to get used to your presence, so do not rush stuff up, :)

That's all for part 1, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

We r crazy! Just for u, :)

An excerpt  from a new bloggee:
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Hey ******..to be honest wit ya..just friggin bored awhile ago..got into ur profile..and click on ur blog..and read ur blog..interesting..its so addictive cant stop reading it.. keep blogging..its very entertaining..hahaah.. =) this so random..oh well..Lol..

;) im ******btw..
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Well, not really an excerpt, I copied and pasted the whole chunk, :P The identity of me and the new bloggee are concealed to protect me and him/her, :)

This is the kind of motivating and touching comments that fuel us to give you more craps, :P This comment really touched my heart, brain and hands, :P Dear new bloggee, you have not just motivated and touched me, you may have just upsized my paycheck too, :P <-- Ahem, boss, please catch the hint, :D
PS to new bloggee: Do not get addicted, I do not wish to see you in rehab, :P

Chinese says "Jia You", in crude translation, add oil. As you know, oil prices are still staggering high, please add more oil on us! Hehe. If you prefer to send us cheque, please write payee as Red Cross, :D

Yes, my dance moves are getting crazier! And myself, too!

I am disappointed in human recently. I loaned my name to a friend to sign up for a mobile plan. Apparently, she chocked up a ton of bills and now she's defaulting the payment. What a promise she made! Is this how people repay your kindness? Not surprised to come across the saying "It's harder to be an angel than a devil.". Well, unfortunate for me, looks like I have to file a civil suite or pay off the bill myself. Nearing a thousand bucks, it surely make a nice dent on my ATM card. I wonder what to do, hmm...

Anyhow, lesson to be learnt: Never be kind, if you have to be kind, at least prepare a 1000 pages thick legal agreement.

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Wee! I m back! Hippy Geeky is better, bigger!

Sorry guys, been a while since I last blogged. I've done a personality test, check out the result!
http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/fem-masscore.html?s=%26@&w=0,2,3,6,9,13,21

Had a 1 hour discussion with my boss. Seems like I have to blog about my personal life as well, ohhh, :(

Anyhow, Hippy Geeky's now more fun, more big! Is there such a phrase? :P

Yes! We are twice the fun, twice the size! We upgraded from 15+1 babes to 30+2! 32 babes! Guys, you should be real happy? :P Not me though. More babes = more trouble as always, :(

Now, I have 32 babes and 2 contract GFs in my arsenal. What mischiefs will I be up to? Stay tuned, :P

I have been practising new dance moves recently. Tiring I must say, I must be getting old, geee.

Anyhow, had numerous girls' talks  in my quest to understand gals. And I got approval to post theories on this blog! No more of grabbing a pen and paper to jot stuff down!

A little tired, I shall update tomorrow, :) Nites everyone!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola