How to hook the opposite gender? Part 1

Welcome to Maddie Ricola's  Inter gender countermeasure-countermeasure and countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure-countermeasure Research Centre

In this era of equality, liberal views and near limitless suppy of hotels and condoms, love and relationships are warfare. Countless victims had been scarificed in this unseen war. In order to survive in the battlefield, you need to equip yourself with the correct tools, knowledge and skills. I will show you to them in a moment.

Virgins can become non-virgins in a matter of miliseconds, dependent on the driving technique of the male genitale. And with the introduction of biological, chemical and social warfare, like HIV, date rape drugs and amazingly sweet talking inclusive of hypnosis, the chances of being a victim is incredibly high.

Today, I will be teaching you how to mount offensive attacks. The basic weapon you have against them is hooking them up.

I believe most of you know how to approach the eye candy. I shall not list any pickup lines or techniques here. One advice to you: Throw that pick up line that you remembered away. Even if it works you may have some trouble trying to maintain the elevated state of interest. If you wanna know my favorite pickup line, it is "Hi".

Most ladies have an invisible wall surrounding them. This is less so for guys. In order to win her over, you need to break through that invisible wall. I am very sure you wouldn't use your head to bang against the wall directly. Hence, there's a need for us to deploy a countermeasure-countermeasure.

When you first approach your eye candy, you need to take notice of your surroundings. Check if he/she is with her friends. Countary to popular belief, his/her friends are good accompliances. Most guys/ gals would be put off by the presence of his/her friends. This leaves you in a rather advantageous position.

Just say hi to him/ her first and proceed to mingle with his/her friends. Why am I doing that? You must be asking me. I get to know more friends, which is good news for me. And, it is easier to know him/her if you mingle with his/her friends. Let me illustrate this to you, imagine a stranger approaches you out of nowhere. Would you be hostile to him/her? Most of us would. It is easier for us to accept the approach of a friend's friend than a complete stranger.

While you are at mingling with his/her friends, occasionally drop near her to do a "Do you need anything?" type of chit chat. Keep the conversations to the shortest time. He/she needs time to get used to your presence, so do not rush stuff up, :)

That's all for part 1, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola