Nooooo!

haha, surprisingly, there's still a number who doesnt believe me, haha.

Rather tired as recently went to look for jobs, any job offers? hehehe

Anyhow, I accidently found a ways to get girls to ask me out! Be sick together wif a sick gal, she will ask u to go to her to pass it to u, hahahaha!

Unfortunately for me again, this time round, I am going for an extreme make over!

Wif the help of 16 babes, I have to transform into a girl! OMG!

Now you do not have to look at me chasing girls, now I have to chase guys? OMG!!

Stay tuned, :)

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

ONS

Wow, haha finally, a topic that is favoured by males, :D

Went out with the freaky 15 babes last nite, erk! haha. They r horrible friends! Pushed me to other gals! WTH! Anyhow, the mission for last nite was to get an ONS aka one nite stand. Hmmm

Managed to hook 1 nice lady, thanks to the idiotic babes, haha. She's quite innocent n adorable! Haha. OMG, I m a big bad wolf while she's a little doodle sheep, sheesh!

Thanks to the filming crew, I didnt needa do anything at all! Room has been provided for, comes wif free champagne and food, :D yum yum! She's like so shy! haha, gosh!

Entered the room, she was blushing all the way! OMG, haha, makes me wanna get out of there, haha. Anyhow, managed to coax her to relax. Chilled out wif her in the room for a while before we proceed to attack the food, :D Nautrally, I was the one hu rushed for the food, :P

Chatted wif her for a long long time... She's quite chatty even when she's shy, haha. Amazing!

Transcript of our conversation:

Me: "Can you repeat your name, I kinda forgotten that"

Her: "***********"

Me: "Cool, is this the first time you are doing this?"

Her: "Yes?"

Me: "Oh my! Mind me asking, are you a virgin?"

Her: "Erm, ya..."

Me: *Faints*

Me: "Oh my, why are you doing this then?"

Her: "Erm, cos I kinda like you?"

Me: *Faints again!*

Me: "Okkies, so you mean you dont mind giving your first to the guy you like?"

Her: "Erm, I dunno?"

Me: "Haha"

And the conversation continues....

Finally, after much persuasion, I finally managed to get her to join us! Haha, 15 babes have an addition! :D

For those who are wondering, she didnt have a single drop of alcohol, ... I drank everyting, hehehe. BURPS! :P

Unfortunately for me, the editor decides this to be a failure as his intention is for me to find gals hu frequently ONS. Sheesh! Crap!

Anyhow, you can catch the full uncensored, uncut footage on the upcoming episodes of Hippy Geeky, :D

Gtg, in a rush to lala land, :P

Cheers!

Maddie Ricola

Wee!

Totally forgotten to blog today! Thank you for all the care, concern and love you pple showered on me, totally drenched! Hehe

Anyhow, someone asked if I am going to date anyone of the babes. Dude, I am dating all of them now! Did you even watch the show? Another inquiry: "Have you slept with any of them?" Yes, I have slept with all 15 of them. Fortunately for them, I brought my personal mattress, :P

There you go, more updates coming soon. And yes, I am going to have entries of my life as well, all thanks to the wise words from my boss. Well, I wonder who would be interested in my life, hmmm , haha

I was forced to read popular blogs in order to write a better blog, -_-. Managed to read a few lines off xiaxue and dawn's blogs. Wow, I must say, WTH are those?!?! Screw that, I am not gonna follow that! I believe people visit their blogs because they are visually pleasing. omg! I am at least 15 billion times cuter than them, I dare say! So read my blog! Haha, jkjk, dun read my blog please, I am shy, :P

Cheers

Maddie Ricola

Rehersal with the babes

Today, me and the babes were rehearsing for the upcoming shoot. There's a mock up scene of hell's boy. Hmm, I needa be real red! OMG!

Anyhow, done a trail run of the make up, it was real fun though, hehehe.

Anyhow, some pictures of my horrible hand:

Caption: me trying to pirate hell's boy. Watch out for hell's dog! :P

















Caption: close up of hell's dog's cute but devilish smile, :)















Looks so disgusting! Erk! Haha, I must pity the babes, for I chased all of them around, in my attempt to stain their clothing, :P

Gee, lots of feedback and questions to answer! A viewer asked me if I am realli mad. Hmm, the ans? See it yourself! :D

Keep the questions and feedback flowing! That's all for today. Rather tired from the chase, hehe

Cheers!

Maddie Ricola

ARGH! GIRLS!

Sorry for the long long wait dudes! This few days was totally horrible! It's HELL!

Guys, dun be jealous of me! There's nothing to be jealous about!

All hell started to creep in slowly on me with a SMS in the wee hours. Man, the ring tone is so groovy. I am falling in love with my phone!

Anyhow, back to topic, they always say it's always sunny before the storm. How true!

If you notice, this post is heavily fragmented. This is due to me falling in love with my 'Enter' key. Awwww, I love you, Enter key, :D

Anyhow, back to topic again, inside this message is "Should you choose to accept this mission, please proceed to the usual meeting point at 6 to pick up the 15 girls allocated for you. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds". Wow, I thought to myself, I am in HEAVEN! Dating 15 girls at once, not all guys have the chance to do that, :D Amazingly, after 5 seconds, the phone DID NOT explode, the back light went out instead. How disappointing! No new phone!

I love 'Anyhow'! Love u 'anyhow', muacks.

Anyhow, back to topic again and again, went to the secret meeting point at 6, and to my astonishment, 15 babes were there! OMG! Any guy would have fainted by the awesome sight! Unfortunately, I am 50% guy, 50% gal. Hence, I semi-fainted, :P

Chatted with them for a while, all 15 of them are just so friendly! In amidst of the babes, a shy, demure lady caught my attention. Long, silky hair with bright, sparkling eyes that says "OMFG, you are staring at an angel!". Unfortunately, the camera crew did not bring in smoke generator and excess studio lights, so there's no angel descending from heaven effect for that shot. How disappointing!

She caught my eyes. Will she be able to catch my heart? Hmmm

Unfortunately, she didn't.

And to everyone's shock and awe, I invited her to my house!
Note: My house here refers to the apartment provided by the production crew.

And after 15.4 seconds, yes, I calculated the timing from the footage, she agreed. WOW! I was expecting a big fat, NO! Well well.

Managed to rush the both of us to the house. The moment I enter the house, a sudden rush of tiredness hit me. Went straight for the bed and dozed off.

I woke up and to my amazement, the house was totally cleaned up! Gee, how nice of her. I pleasantly thought to myself: "I have a new maid" :P

Took her out for dinner cum supper, gee, was famished! During the 'dinesup' (dinner cum supper), I discovered she's a single and have never dated anyone her whole life! Wow! PS: Guys, quickly grab her! She's too good a catch!

To conclude my day, I sent her home. She gave me a goodbye kiss, .... Seems like she didn't know I charge $5000 for a kiss. April, I know you are reading this. You owe me $5000 now, :D

Received the challenge the very next day, I am supposed to prepare and conduct individual candlelight dinner for 15 ladies and I have only 4 hours. WTH!?!?!?! How come Madonna have 4 minutes to save the world and I have only 4 hours to have 15 candlelight dinners? How unfair!!!

Well, no time to complain! Time to start planning! Stay tuned to find out how I tried surviving while trying to complete the challenge!

Cheers

Maddie Ricola